THE PUN STORE
Write as many puns for each ‘store’ as you possibly can. Then pick a new store and repeat till you feel your Dad vibes flowing.
I run a BLANK store. (Let the internet help you find a random object.)
How’s business?
Pretty ________ (insert adjective)
Example: I run a cookie shop!
How’s business?
Pretty crummy
Example: I run a lamp store!
How’s business?
Pretty dim!
Example: I run a clock store!
How’s business?
Pretty alarming.
In case you think these exercises are beneath you, and you would never tell them on stage, they are just muscles for you to improve your comedy brain, which wants you to be good at making connections and finding patterns.
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